You know this is just chocolate chips in a banana peel, right?
YOU DO NOT NEED TO TRY IT.
This looks like a five year old did your hair.
Step away from the bobbie pins.
Mustaches. On your nails.
I don't even know what the fuck this is!
A giant owl pillow IS NOT A NEED.
You need a pin to remember to print this?
It's stick figures. Spend 2 seconds and sketch it out yourself.
For the love of....
Your coffee mug does not need to be bedazzled, okay?
Food and water is a need.
This is a gold watch.
There is a subtle difference.
The laws of thermodynamics are simply brilliant.
This is sharpie on a water bottle.